A Silly Rhyme For The Owl..Bastard.

There is an owl sitting on my window sill
I ignore it the best I can,
I hate it’s creepy staring
and the sick bastard knows it as well.

I’m shifty when I pay my bills
least I accidentally click the “button of death”
and land up on the interesting edges
of the super restricted internet.

The owl will hoot once to tell me
how completely fucked I am,
it doesn’t matter how clean my nose is;
my functioning brain has me damned.

Sometimes I feel reckless
and think I’ll purchase a gun,
put two bullets through that sadistic owl
won’t that be so much fun!

But I am a greedy coward
The owl knows that as well.
It pays me just enough for my obedience
and my silent rebellion is quelled.


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